NoMeansNo, who we used to call the “godfathers of Canadian punk”, but who are now so old we are calling them “the great-great-great-grandfathers of recorded music as we know it in modern society”, have been let out of the old punks home for yet another guerilla attack on unsuspecting music venues in Europe. Unconfirmed sources report that the Canadian government is funding them as part of a deranged plan to overthrow all European governments prior to deploying a worldwide army of Mounties to enforce military rule. Yeah, right.
We have obtained the following unconfirmed itinerary and feel it is our duty to warn the following venues and the citizens of these towns regarding a potential outburst of loud punk in their areas:
Date Location / Venue
27-Apr Amsterdam, Netherlands Melkweg
28-Apr Oberhausen, Germany Druckluft
29-Apr Leipzig, Germany UT Connewitz eV
30-Apr Brno, Czech Republic Fléda
1-May Tabor, Czech Republic The Millenium (Chris Rankin’s 50th Birthday)
3-May Bamberg, Germany Morph
4-May Munich, Germany Feierwerk
5-May Dornbirn, Austria Kulturcafé Schlachthaus
6-May Milano, Italy Magnolia
7-May Bologna Italy Estragon
8-May Rome, Italy Circolo delgi Artisti
9-May Massa Carrara, Italy Baraonda
11-May Torino, Italy Spazio 211
12-May Padova, Italy Unwound
13-May Trento, Italy CS Bruno
14-May Zurich, Switzerland Rote Fabrik
15-May Belfort, France La Poudriere
17-May Heidelberg, Germany Karlstorbahnhof
18-May Saarbrucker, Germany Garage
19-May Paris, France Glazart
20-May Lille, France L’Aéronef
21-May Oostende, Belgium De Zwerver
22-May Rotterdam, Netherlands Watt
We’ve been told that NoMeansNo will be selling a special vinyl Tour EP on this trip. It will feature four tracks : “Faceless May”, “Old”, “Slave” and “Something Dark Against Something Light”. Just 500 copies have been pressed up for the tour invasion. After the tour the EP will be available for digital download from Southern, Boomkat, iTunes, Amazon, eMusic and other fine online music stores.
Okay so that’s us being a bit cheeky. Actually the good folk at Drowned In Sound call it the “Lost 9 of 09″ and they’ve awarded the number one spot to our dear, lovely Tartufi for their epic Nests Of Waves And Wire album. Tartufi are just about the best thing to happen to us this year. Genuinely lovely, warm, hard-working people who have an incredible musical gift. The kind of band you’d cut your right arm off for and know that you’d never regret it. To celebrate the DiS piece and so that everyone can bathe in the warm glow of splendid noise that is Nests Of Waves And Wire, we’re practically giving the CD away all this week in our web shop. Only £5 – and you get a free instant mp3 download of the album to go with it. (Well, instant if you use Paypal. Might take a couple of hours if we have to process your credit card.) And we’ll send you a free tour poster as well.
And what, prey tell, are the dynamic duo of Tartufi up to at this moment in time? Well, they had a tough Autumn – their European tour was aborted due to no fault whatsoever of the band, and this in turn made their US tour go bust (it was supposed to bookend the European trip). But, did they cry? Did they wail? Did they gnash their teeth? YES. THEY DID ALL OF THOSE THINGS. And then they started writing their next album. As we speak – this very minute – they are sequestered in the studio with the wizard that is known to you humanoids as Tim Green and the co-engineer known only as “Chopper” and they are recording an EP. Not just any EP, mind – it’s just one song. And it’s 100 minutes long. Okay, maybe it’s only 30 minutes long. But it’s looooooong, got it? Said EP to be released on (drum roll) Southern Records (fanfare) in April. On vinyl and download only. Which is pretty cool, don’t you think?
But why would we want to release a one-long-ass-song vinyl-only EP in April? That’s insane, right? Well, not if you know that TARTUFI ARE GOING TO BE TOURING IN M*****F*****G MAY! Sorry for shouting. And for asterisk-swearing. Sorry, Santa. But yes, it’s true. Tartufi now have an actual serious booking agent working a real (note – not imaginary) tour of Europe, in May. Everybody say hell yeah! Yes yes yes. We’ll be keeping you posted, don’t worry. And after the tour in May you can expect a whole spanking brand-new album in the Autumnal months. 2010 is like, the Official Year Of Tartufi. Get ready.
And while you dream your little dreams of next year, take a minute to remember all the sweet words that the lovely smart people said about Tartufi in 2009. We love them all. The people that is.
“A haunting record of mercurial, generically evasive songs, the hefty running times of which belie the fact they are neither self-consciously epic or ‘progressive’, nor look-at-me weird; calling this music ‘schizophrenic’ implies a wackiness that’s entirely absent. Indeed, Nests of Waves and Wire’s considerable sense of coherency comes both from its uniformly melancholic tone and the slow but purposeful pace with which the songs unfold. It doesn’t sound like Tartufi are making it up as they go along; more like they’re somehow uncovered a collection of very strange old spirituals and decided they might have a go covering them. In a folk-noise-metal-choral-ambient style.”- Drowned In Sound #1 Lost Album of 2009
“An expansive lattice of twinkling loops, math-rock crunch and none-more-giddy harmonies. Animal Collective fans in search of further post-psych rapture should bend an ear to these compulsive, crisply produced workouts.” – Mojo 4 out of 5 stars
“This is huge. Imagine Animal Collective boxing their way out of rock’s paper bag without putting down their guitars first and you have it, crudely. The San-Franciscans charge from played-with-shards-of-broken-glass guitar to crescendos that manage somehow, to sound both jubilant and doomed.” – NME
“Suffice to say, Nests Of Waves And Wire is more than the sum of its very varied parts. At times the sheer musical breadth and vastness of tracks…are almost overwhelming. As dramatic as the changing of the seasons NOWAW is a vital celebration of the power and immensity of sound and the human voice. Perfect springtime listening.” – Wears The Trousers
“A dizzying construct of lunatic prettiness. It all flows together, like a fantastical alien river.” – Rocksound 8 out of 10 stars
“With each twist on Nests Of Waves And Wire there is something new to obsess over, whether it’s complete u-turn in the previous drum pattern, an obtuse reverberation chamber that swallows the whole middle section…or a vocal hook that contradicts everything you thought you’d gathered from the first 20 minutes of the album. It becomes so utterly unpredictable…the purest and most essential thing about it.” – Rock A Rolla
“Multi-layered hollering is mounted on crazy synths and disjointed loops and the beats are ever changing; the whole thing a savage maelstrom of sound.” – Alternative Ulster 7 out of 10 stars
“Tartufi build intricate loops of organic alt rock and lay freak folk riffs over clattering campfire rhythms. The effect is rapturous, strident.” – PLAN B